she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
