Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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