That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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