My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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