that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
His hands were made for my vagina.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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