problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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