Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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