I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
