you guys were way drunker than both of me
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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