mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
