i already hear my dad disowning me
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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