Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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