Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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