I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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