just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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