okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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