U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dear god my vagina.
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