Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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