Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
