everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
