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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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