Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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