But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
