I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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