Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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