Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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