Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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