i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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