I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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