Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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