i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think people are normalizing furries
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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