is your mom at the bar?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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