How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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