Dual....:-)
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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