Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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