sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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