Sry I called you an 8
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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