It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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