so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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