do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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