Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize