are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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