Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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