Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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