Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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