Its about making memories worth repressing
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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