I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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