He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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