We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He did a backflip because drugs
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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