dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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