Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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