what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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