duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
